I Got A Steal!! Literally!!

I woke up this morning hot as hell because my girlfriend was trying to cut down on energy cost and she turned of the AC. I having grown up in Japan usually sleep fully clothed because it only takes one embarrassing jog to a earthquake safety zone for that to change. Plus, I couldn't go back to sleep because Bailey (my pet poodle) was crying for me to let him out. It had to be 3:00 in the morning because it was still really dark out.
I got up and took Bailey out and stumbled around for about two minutes until I noticed something in the rain gutter by my house. There were bags of what appeared to be clothing and movies everywhere. Me being who I am decided to go investigate, it had appeared that someone had pissed off their girlfriend and she threw all of his clothes in the rain ditch.
I ran back inside totally wanting to get this gear but the better part of me was like "No! Don't do it! What if that was your stuff?" and it made me pause......So I woke up Mimi (my girlie-that I promise I will blog about later) and asked her would it be okay to grab that stuff? She mumbled and spoke what I though was Sioux and then shook her head up and down, and for those who don't know what the means....It means YES!!
I ran back outside totally forgetting that I left my dog out there too and starting grabbing trash bags of whatever because I didn't want anyone to see me. I removed anything of what I though was of value from the lawn and then hid inside to go over my winnings.I had collected some awesome gear.
I now have three Calvin Klein Tees, an express shirt, two new belt buckles, a couple other band tees, a X-Box system with controller, about thirteen new dvds, and a pair of guess jeans that are too small for me but I will hock at the Buffalo Exchange. Seriously, what a steal! The best part is that it is completely legal. I looked it up on the web and it says the law is in my favor. Muahahaha!!
The only problem now is that I have to wear jackets over these shirts because I now know who the gear belongs to and it's the people across the street from me. I know the girlfriend threw this guy's stuff out because he was cheating on him because a couple of the dvds that Mimi and I cleaned had a couple of four letter words scraped into them that would make Richard Pryor proud. I still think that is such a small price to pay for scoring such wonderful stuff though....Don't you think? Hit me back, I want to hear what you all think about this.