The Boys in Blue Handing Out Autographs

Sweet! I got a ticket! I can't believe it! I was just doing my usual route to my house from work and he snagged me. I was thirty feet past a school zone sign too so I can tag another hundred dollars onto the ticket. Nice! I was cited for going 45 in a 30......Which I guess if I was doing it I deserve the whole deal but he could of just let me go. Seriously though, he could of just said "Hey! What the hell are you doing going so fast in a school zone!" and it would of clicked for me. Nope, instead I am here bitching because now I have to magically make some 300 dollars appear out of no where. I hope they take payment plans.......Geesh!